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Danzhou Paradise Found: My (Almost) Flawless Sheraton Stay! - A Messy, Honest Review
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to dive into the Danzhou Sheraton. They're billing it as “Paradise Found,” and look, I’m a sucker for a good tagline. Did it live up to the hype? Well, let's just say my expectations were… adjusted. This isn't your perfectly curated travel blog post, folks. This is real.
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(Okay, now we're getting to the good stuff…)
First impressions? Stunning. Absolutely, ridiculously stunning. The lobby? Gigantic, gleaming marble, and that scent! Oh, the scent. It's like… a sophisticated spa day had a baby with a high-end perfume store. Pure, unadulterated luxury. I mean, I almost tripped over my own feet just taking it all in.
Accessibility (The First Hurdle. And They Mostly Cleared It!)
Now, I travel with my (ever-optimistic) Aunt Mildred, who uses a wheelchair. This is always the first – and sometimes biggest – test. Okay, here’s the deal: Wheelchair Accessible? Mostly, Yes! Ramps were plentiful, the elevator was speedy and spacious, and the hallways were wide enough to accommodate a whole gaggle of Mildreds (and there are plenty of them in my family, trust me).
- Positive: Elevators, wide hallways, accessible rooms available.
- Minor Hiccup: The pathways around the outdoor pool area could be a little tricky for maneuvering, especially if you're trying to avoid getting splashed by the exuberantly happy children romping around. Though the pool is amazing, more on that later).
- Overall: A solid effort. Mildred managed beautifully, and that woman knows her accessibility!
- More Detail: There were no issues navigating the lobby, restaurants or main pathways.
Rooms - My Sanctuary (Mostly - We'll Get There…)
We booked a non-smoking room (essential!). I need my oxygen for admiring the view, not choking on secondhand smoke! The room itself? Spacious. Very spacious. Think of a small apartment, but with significantly better decor.
- The Good: Amazing Air Conditioning, a huge, comfy bed (Extra Long!!!) (I'm tall, so this alone was a win!), a desk perfect for working on (Laptop workspace!), and seriously, the blackout curtains were a godsend. They block out everything. Pure, delicious darkness. They also had lovely robes and slippers.
- The (Slight) Less Good: Okay, here is where the slight "mess" in an otherwise gorgeous room comes in. The bathroom in the room, oh boy. There were some areas of the bath, with peeling plasters, which felt a little weird given the otherwise impeccable quality of the room. It wasn't a deal-breaker, but it did take away from the experience.
- Other Details: Complimentary tea and Coffee/tea maker were fabulous - and the free bottled water was a lifesaver in the Hainan heat. A safe for valuables was a welcome touch. I appreciated the wake-up service.
Internet - Connecting to the World (Finally!)
The Wi-Fi [free] was generally reliable, which is a huge deal. Especially when you're desperately trying to upload your Instagram stories before your Aunt Mildred gets her hands on your phone (she's got a penchant for bad selfies). They also provide Internet access - wireless and Internet - LAN, but I didn't use either.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking - Food Glorious Food! (And a Few Caveats…)
Okay, let's talk about food. Because, for me, it's often the most important part of the vacation.
- Breakfast (Buffet): This was insane. We're talking Asian breakfast (including dim sum!) and Western breakfast, all under one roof. Every conceivable pastry, hot dish, fresh fruit… I may have gone back for thirds, maybe fourths. The coffee was decent. The service was generally efficient, although the sheer volume of people sometimes made it feel a little… chaotic. But oh, the food!
- Restaurants: There are several restaurants. We tried to go to the Vegetarian restaurant, but it was closed that day (boo!).
- Room Service [24-hour]: This was a lifesaver! Especially when the jet lag hit and I just wanted to curl up in a ball and eat something comforting. The food arrived quickly and was pretty darn good.
- Poolside Bar: Highly recommend this for a late-afternoon cocktail. The setting is gorgeous, and the cocktails are STRONG.
- Other Bits: There's a Coffee shop (essential!), and I did notice a Snack bar for a quick bite. Lots of Desserts in restaurant as well!
Things to Do/Ways to Relax - Spa Day! (The High Point!)
This is where the Sheraton truly shines.
- The Pool (Swimming pool [outdoor], Pool with view): The pool area is gorgeous. Picture this: Turquoise water, perfectly manicured lawns, and a view that stretches out to… well, I’m not sure what exactly, but it was majestic. Enough said.
- The Spa (Spa, Massage, Sauna, Steamroom): Oh. My. Goodness. This spa was an experience. I booked the Body scrub and it was pure bliss. The facilities were immaculate, the staff were incredibly professional and accommodating. I swear, I came out feeling ten years younger and about five pounds lighter. I could have stayed there all day. It's also worth noting that my Aunt Mildred had one of the best massages of her life - that woman knows her massages!
- Fitness Center (Gym/fitness): I didn't actually use the gym, but I saw it out of the corner of my eye. It looked well-equipped and clean.
- Other: I did see a foot bath too, but I didn't manage to get around to it!
Cleanliness and Safety (Reassuringly Thorough!)
I'm a stickler for cleanliness, and I was very impressed. Especially these days, knowing hotels are stepping up their game.
- Positive: Professional-grade sanitizing services, daily disinfection in common areas, rooms sanitized between stays, anti-viral cleaning products, hand sanitizer readily available, and staff trained in safety protocol. They had smoke alarms and fire extinguisher as well.
- Less Positive: I didn’t notice any sterilizing equipment, but maybe that was behind the scenes.
Services and Conveniences - The Little Things That Matter
- Concierge: Helpful and friendly. Always willing to assist (a big deal when you're navigating a new city!).
- Daily housekeeping: Flawless. My room was always spotless.
- Elevator: Convenient and always working.
- Car Park: Free parking always is great!
For the Kids (I Didn't Have 'Em, But…)
They seem to really cater to families. I saw a Babysitting service, and Kids facilities
- Family/child friendly
Getting Around - Easy Peasy!
We took Taxi service a lot of the time.
Overall Impression - Paradise Found? (Almost!)
Look, the Danzhou Sheraton is fantastic. It's luxurious, well-equipped, and the spa is out of this world. The staff are generally lovely, the food is delicious, and the pool is divine.
The Verdict? 4.5 out of 5 stars.
Why not a perfect 5? Well, to be completely honest, there were those minor touches, like the issues with the bathroom.
Would I go back? Absolutely. In a heartbeat. In fact, I'm already checking my calendar…
Escape to Paradise: Shui Sha Lian Hotel, Nantou's Hidden Gem
Alright, buckle up buttercups! This isn't your glossy brochure itinerary. This is ME at the Four Points by Sheraton Danzhou, China, wrestling with jet lag, questionable street food, and the profound existential dread of forgetting my adapter. (Spoiler alert: I did forget it. Prepare for a lot of phone-charging desperation).
Day 1: Arrival, Bamboo, and the Battle with the Bathroom
- Morning (aka Somewhere Between 3 AM and Whenever the Sun Decides): Land in Haikou. Transfer to Danzhou. The airport was… well, an airport. Concrete, air conditioning blasting away like it was trying to chill the center of the earth. The driver, a lovely man named Mr. Li, seemed utterly bemused by my attempts at Mandarin. My luggage, on the other hand, seemed to understand absolutely nothing. Got to the Four Points, and let me tell you, the lobby sparkles. Okay, maybe not sparkles, but it's undeniably clean and shiny. Check-in was smooth. The woman at the front desk, bless her heart, just smiled patiently while I fumbled with my passport and tried to remember if I’d packed any decent coffee (I hadn't).
- Afternoon (aka Post-Nap, Pre-Panic): The room! Ah, the room. Standard hotel room fare, but… the bathroom. It was a tactical nightmare. Shower controls that I swear were designed by a sadist. The water pressure was like a grumpy kitten's sneeze. I'm pretty sure I spent a solid ten minutes battling the temperature, resulting in a near-scalding experience. My hair felt like straw. I needed caffeine desperately.
- Late Afternoon/Early Evening (aka The Bamboo Trail): Okay, let's get out of this bathroom-induced funk. Time to explore! Hired a taxi (negotiating the price was a workout in itself – I learned a solid ten new Chinese phrases just for bartering). Headed to a nearby bamboo forest. It was… breathtaking. Seriously. Imagine a cathedral of emerald green stalks, sunlight filtering through, creating these dappled patterns on the ground. The air smelled… clean and fresh. For a few blissful minutes, I forgot about the water temperature. Wandering the bamboo, the forest was like a dream, and finding a bamboo grove was such a beautiful thing.
- Evening (aka Food Fortunes and Regrets): Dinner time! Found a small, local restaurant. The menu was in Chinese, so I pointed randomly at a picture of a… something. Ended up with a plate of… well, let's just say it looked like a dragon's breakfast. Tasted… interesting. Texture-wise, it was somewhere between rubber and jelly. Ate it anyway. Didn't want to be rude. Probably should have stuck to the hotel restaurant. (Later, I realized I ate "dog tongue" which felt slightly wrong after eating it.) Back at the hotel, I promptly collapsed into bed.
Day 2: Island Dreams and the Great Adapter Hunt
- Morning (aka The Search for Caffeine, Part 2: Electric Boogaloo): Coffee at the hotel. Mediocre coffee. Despair. My phone was on 10% battery already. The adapter hunt was on! Asked the front desk, who looked sympathetic and pointed me in the general direction of "the electronics store." Which, of course, was a ten-minute taxi ride away.
- Late Morning (aka Island Excursion, Maybe): Supposed to go to a nearby island today. (I have a habit of over-scheduling myself.) But… the adapter hunt was more pressing. The island will have to wait. I would probably be able to find a real adventure there.
- Afternoon (aka The Electronics Store and the Joy of Failing): The electronics store. OH. MY. GOD. Imagine a store filled with a million gadgets, none of them labeled in English. I tried. I pointed. I made frantic hand gestures. The staff (bless their patience) tried to understand. No adapter. Apparently, I was looking for a unicorn. I walked out defeated, phone on 2% battery. What had become of my life!
- Late Afternoon/Early Evening (aka Food Rescue and the Pool): Found a small noodle shop, a culinary oasis amid the adapter desert. The noodles were… perfect. Simple, delicious, exactly what I needed. Renewed hope! Back at the hotel, I splurged (and by "splurged," I mean "spent a few dollars") for an hour at the pool. The pool! Clean, refreshing. If you could call it a hotel, it was a good one. Even the water temperature was perfect. The sun setting over the hotel, the buildings were a wonder of reflection and light.
- Evening (aka Recharge… Physically and Emotionally): Ate some delicious food, and then decided to wander around the hotel. I went back to my room. The adapter hunt continued in my brain. Then I thought of the airport, the long commute, and getting back to my job. The hotel, despite its minor flaws, was a welcome place to rest. I fell asleep for a great long time.
Day 3: Departure is Coming – And So Is My Sanity!
- Morning (aka Adapt or Die): Okay, new plan. The front desk suggested I borrow the adapter, or ask around. I decided to try the former. If I can't charge my phone, I can't survive. The hotel staff were so wonderful.
- Mid-Morning: Ate breakfast, said my farewells, and then decided to go somewhere, I wasn't sure where, but I had to leave. I packed my bags, took one last shower (this time, I managed the temperature control!), and decided to leave.
- Afternoon: The taxi went by. I was off. I left. I'm leaving this place. I was excited to see the next place, but I thought that the end was bittersweet.
Overall Impressions:
The Four Points by Sheraton Danzhou? It was an experience. The staff was lovely. The bamboo forest was stunning. The food was, well, adventurous, to say the least. The bathroom… remains a mystery. Would I recommend it? Yes, with caveats. Be prepared for a bit of culture shock, a healthy dose of adventure, and perhaps, most importantly, pack your darn adapter. You'll need to charge your phone. And yourself. Mostly yourself. Stay away from the dog tongue. Enjoy the adventure. I'll be damned if I don't consider returning.
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Danzhou Paradise Found: Sheraton Edition - Let's Get Real (and Maybe a Little Tipsy)
Okay, spill the tea: Is this *actually* paradise, or is it just… a Sheraton?
Alright, look, let's be honest. Paradise? Maybe a *slightly* hyperbolic term. It's a Sheraton, people! But hold on, because the Danzhou *vibe* is different. Picture this: I arrived completely wrecked from the flight, just *aching* for a Mai Tai and a fluffy robe. And, well, the robe delivered. That first step into the air-conditioned lobby after battling the humidity? Pure, unadulterated *bliss*. So, not *total* paradise, but that first hour? Close. Then, the buffet happened. And we'll get to that.
The Rooms: Are They Worth the Hype (and the Price)?
The rooms… Okay, let's talk rooms. My first thought? "Wow, this is… beige." Seriously, it was like stepping into a very comfortable, very beige cloud. But then, I sprawled out on that bed. The pillows, good lord! I swear they were filled with actual clouds. And the view? I had the ocean. The *actual* ocean. And I'm a sucker for a good ocean view. Okay, the bathroom could use some updating – the fixtures felt a *tiny* bit 90s. But the water pressure? Phenomenal. Like, power washer level. Could have exfoliated my entire body with that shower. So, yes. Worth it? Probably. Especially when you consider the post-shower nap potential. That's *gold* right there.
The Food: Buffet or Bust? And Should I Pack Snacks?
The buffet. Oh, the buffet. This is where things get… complicated. Look, it's a Sheraton buffet. You know the drill. The usual suspects – noodles, suspect looking meats, a salad bar that's seen better days, and, thankfully, a surprisingly decent selection of seafood that almost, *almost* justifies the price. They had these little shrimp dumplings… I may have eaten, ahem, *a lot* of them. But here's the kicker: One morning, I went down, ready for the usual buffet brawl, and it was… *empty*. Literally. No plates. No food (except for a lonely pile of stale croissants). Apparently, they were late setting up. I nearly lost it. Hangry is an understatement! So, pack snacks? Absolutely. Especially if you're prone to buffet-related meltdowns. And maybe a backup escape plan. There is a little restaurant away from the central hotel zone.
The Pool: Paradise Pocket or Tourist Trap?
The pool… Okay, the pool is a definite win. It's huge, it's blue, it's refreshing. And for the most part, it wasn't *overcrowded* (which is a major victory in my book). I spent a good chunk of my time there, alternating between swimming laps (okay, *attempting* laps, mostly splashing around like a slightly larger human sea creature) and just floating. The problem? The music. Oh, the music. Think elevator music… but with a slightly tropical, decidedly cheesy spin. And it played. All. Day. Long. I swear, I started hallucinating steel drums. So, pool? Yes. Headphones? Absolutely essential. And maybe earplugs for good measure.
Beach? Is It A Dream or A Flop?
The beach access is a *huge* plus. It’s right there! Just a short walk from the pool, which is incredibly convenient. The sand is lovely and soft, and the waves are generally pretty gentle. Perfect for paddling or just lounging around. The only downside? The hotel isn't responsible for the state of the ocean. One morning, I woke up early (jet lag, yay!) and went for a stroll. The tide had brought in… well, stuff. Lots of it. Plastic bottles, seaweed, and other unidentified items. Not a pretty sight. But hey, you can't blame the Sheraton for ocean pollution. Bring your own trash bag. And maybe a strong stomach.
Service: Will They Actually Help You?
Service... it's a mixed bag, as seems to be the way in life, isn't it? Some staff members were absolutely lovely, going above and beyond (shoutout to the guy who somehow managed to get my phone charger to work). Others… well, let's just say there were communication challenges. I tried to order room service one night, and I swear, I needed to go full mime to describe what I wanted. Ended up with, like, five different things I didn't order. But hey, it was an adventure! And the staff are trying. They really are. Just be patient. And maybe learn a few basic Mandarin phrases. Or have Google Translate handy. You'll need it.
Things to Do Besides Lounging By The Pool (or Attempting to Avoid The Buffet).
Beyond the pool, and the near-daily buffet battle (which, let's be honest, *is* a major activity), there's not *tons* to do directly around the hotel. There were some tour possibilities. But I will be honest, I mostly just wanted to chill. The lack of options, though, sort of forces you to relax. Honestly? I read a book. I took naps. I watched the ocean. I did absolutely nothing. And you know what? It was glorious. Sometimes, doing absolutely nothing is the perfect activity. If you're looking for intense adventure, you're probably in the wrong spot. But if you want to escape and unwind? You've come to the right place by taking a vacation.
The Spa: Worth the Splurge? (Or a Total Rip-Off?)
Okay, the spa. This is where I really went for it. After the disastrous buffet-related morning, I booked a massage. This was a MUST. Walking in, it *looked* fancy. Dim lighting, calming music, the whole shebang. And the massage itself? Honestly? One of the best I've ever had. The masseuse was a master of her craft, working out knots I didn't even know I had. I floated out of there. Seriously. Floating. Pricey? Yeah. But after battling the buffet and dodging rogue beach detritus, it was worth every single penny. My tip? Book a longer session. Hidden Stay
