Addo Elephant Park's BEST-KEPT Secret: This Farm Will Blow You Away!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive HEADFIRST into the "BEST-KEPT SECRET" of Addo Elephant Park. And let me tell you, after slogging through reviews and whispers, I figured this place was going to be either outrageously amazing or a complete, overpriced tourist trap. Spoiler alert: It leaned heavily towards the former, but not without a few interesting bumps along the road.
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The Arrival & First Impressions (Pure Chaos, Naturally)
Okay, so getting there… that's half the adventure, right? We used their airport transfer (thank heavens!) because, honestly, driving in a foreign country after a red-eye is asking for trouble. The driver was lovely, chatty, and slightly over enthusiastic about the scenic route. Which, after 17 hours of travel, translated to a lot of me staring out the window, trying to will myself awake.
First impression? Woah. The "farm" part of the name definitely rings true. It's not some sterile, cookie-cutter hotel. It's sprawling, lush, and feels like it’s been plunked down smack-dab in the middle of paradise. The entry? Gorgeous. A long, winding driveway lined with… well, I can't remember what kind of trees, but they were impressive.
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag (Just like Life!)
Now, let's talk accessibility. My husband uses a wheelchair, and that's always my most significant concern. The website claimed to be wheelchair accessible, which, in travel terms, can mean anything from "a slightly bumpy ride but manageable" to "abandon all hope, ye who enter here."
The good news? The lobby, the main restaurant, and the pool area were genuinely accessible. Wide pathways, ramps, and helpful staff were everywhere. I give them major points for that because, believe me, I've been places where "accessible" meant "we tried." The rooms were spacious, with adequate turning space, and the bathroom was well-equipped.
The bad news? Some of the pathways to the slightly more secluded spa areas were a bit… treacherous. Think crushed gravel and a few awkward inclines. We managed, but it required a bit of teamwork (and a few muttered curses under my breath!). It's something they could absolutely improve on.
Rooms & Amenities: Luxury with a Hint of… Quirky?
The rooms themselves? Absolutely stunning. The "complimentary tea" was a lifesaver after our travel. Seriously, I drank like five cups the first day. The "extra long bed" was a godsend, and the blackout curtains earned a standing ovation from me. I'm a light sleeper, and those things were magic.
They had all the essentials: a mini-bar (of course), a safe box (always a plus), and a coffee/tea maker. And the Wi-Fi [free]? Mostly reliable, which isn't always a given in these remote areas, and it was awesome.
But here’s where the "quirky" came in. One day, the hot water took a vacation. And by vacation, I mean it disappeared entirely. Turns out there was a minor plumbing issue in the whole wing. They fixed it quickly, but it added a little bit of that authentic "African adventure" spice.
Spa Time & Ways to Relax: Heavenly, Mostly.
Let's talk about the Spa. This is where they really shine.
- Spa/sauna: The spa was dreamy. I'm not usually a spa-goer, but I was exhausted, and I knew I needed this.
- Body scrub, Body wrap, Massage: I indulged in a massage and a body scrub, and I swear I emerged feeling ten years younger. The therapists were incredibly skilled.
- Swimming pool: The outdoor swimming pool was gorgeous, with a view that literally took my breath away and was heated, so it was comfortable despite the weather.
- Sauna: Ah, and the Sauna! Perfect for a post- massage chill.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Delicious, But Bring Your Appetite (and Maybe a Map of the Menu!)
The restaurants were a real highlight. Food is important to me, really, it's so much a part of the experience. The main restaurant offered a [buffet] at breakfast and dinner. And I’m not just saying “buffet,” I mean a buffet of epic proportions. The Asian cuisine in restaurant buffet was particularly excellent. Seriously, I could have lived there for a week just for the dim sum.
- Asian breakfast: The Asian breakfast was available, and I took advantage.
- A la carte in restaurant: There was also A la carte in restaurant menus available, because again, variety.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop: Coffee and tea are essential, especially since I'd be needing to wake up early for the safari.
- Bar, Poolside bar: Bar was also on hand for drinks and snacks.
- Snack bar: Snacks available!
- Desserts in restaurant: Amazing desserts!
The only issue? The menu was… extensive. Like, "War and Peace" extensive. And while they had a bunch of staff, they sometimes struggled to keep up with everyone's orders. We had a few meals where we had to flag down a waiter more than once. It wasn't disastrous, but again, it added to the "rustic charm" of it all.
Things to Do: Elephants, Elephants, and More Elephants (Plus Some Other Stuff, Too!)
Okay, so, Addo Elephant Park. The clue is in the name, right? And yes, you'll see a lot of elephants. We did a safari tour (highly recommend – that’s the whole point after all), and it was truly incredible. Seeing those magnificent creatures in their natural habitat is an experience you won't soon forget. (Bring your camera!)
But the resort offered plenty more to keep you entertained.
As mentioned previously, there's a pool, amazing spa and sauna, and a fitness center for people who want to work off all of that food. They also host special events, and the staff is ready to accommodate.
Cleanliness and Safety: Reassuring, Thankfully.
In the current climate, this is crucial. The resort took cleanliness and safety VERY seriously.
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Huge plus!
- Hand sanitizer: Easily available everywhere.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Yep.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Check.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: They were.
- Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items : YES.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Safe dining setup: The Safe dining setup worked well
I won't lie, I was a bit anxious at first. But I felt safe and well-cared for throughout our stay.
For the Kids (If You're Into That Sort of Thing):
I didn't have any kids with me, but I saw plenty there, and the resort seemed well-equipped to handle them. Family/child friendly all the way! They had a Babysitting service available.
Services and Conveniences: Pretty Damn Good.
- Concierge, Daily housekeeping, Dry cleaning, Laundry service, Luggage storage: The usual suspects, all handled efficiently.
- Cash withdrawal, Currency exchange, Safety deposit boxes: Available.
- Car park [free of charge]: Excellent.
- Air conditioning in public area, Facilities for disabled guests, Elevator: Yes, yes, and yes.
- Meeting/banquet facilities, On-site event hosting, Seminars: for events.
- **Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit, Hot water linen and laundry washing, Hygiene certification, Invoice provided, Room sanitization opt-out available, Shared stationery removed, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment, Contactless check-in/out, Check-in/out [private], CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Check-in/out [express], Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour], Non-smoking rooms, Pets allowed unavailable, Proposal spot, Safety/security feature, Security [24-hour], Smoke alarms, Soundproof rooms, Smoking area
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're heading to Addo Dung Beetle Guest Farm in South Africa, and let me tell you, this ain't gonna be your average twee-ass itinerary. This is gonna be… well, it's gonna be what I'm making it, so hold on tight.
Day 1: Arrival and the Existential Dread of Unpacking
- Morning (like, maybe 10 AM): Land at Port Elizabeth Airport (PLZ). Let’s hope the flight wasn’t a total disaster. I always get that pre-flight anxiety, you know? Like, what if I forget something crucial? My sanity? My dignity? Oh wait, already gone. Grab my rental car (a little Suzuki Jimny, because I like things I can actually control on South African roads, not some behemoth SUV). Pray the GPS works.
- Midday (around 1 PM, if I don't get hopelessly lost): Drive to Addo Dung Beetle Guest Farm. The drive is supposed to be scenic, but honestly, after the airport, my brain goes into "survival mode." I probably won't appreciate the landscape. Gotta remember to breathe.
- Afternoon (2:30 PM, give or take… I suck with time): Arrive at the farm! Hopefully, the staff are lovely and not secretly planning to feed us to the rhinos. Check into my little cottage (I’m going to request one with a good view, or I will riot). Deep breath. Unpack. Ugh, unpacking. The bane of my existence. The emotional rollercoaster of: "Do I really need this?" "Where did this even come from?" "Is this a sock or a tiny hand puppet?"
- Late Afternoon/Early Evening (whenever I stop feeling like a crumpled napkin): Explore the farm! Check out the pool, and the restaurant, and maybe, just maybe, try to appear like someone who knows what they're doing. I’m also going to scope out the bar - Gotta have a good drink to calm the nerves down after arriving.
Day 2: Big Game, Big Feelings, and the Great Dung Beetle Revelation
- Early Morning (6 AM? Pray for me): The Safari. Okay, let's be real, the reason we're here. Head to Addo Elephant National Park (and cross my fingers the Jimny doesn't spontaneously combust). This is where the magic should happen. Seeing elephants in the wild is a bucket-list thing. I'm probably going to cry. Or giggle uncontrollably. Or both.
- Morning (post-safari, whenever I can stop gushing): Post-safari Debrief. Relive the Safari. Talk about the animals, my emotional connections (or lack of) with them. What did I see, what did I miss, and what did I really think about those zebras? Bonus points if I get a decent photo.
- Lunch (Whenever my stomach stops growling from all the excitement): Farm Lunch - Hope this is the time the staff feeds me. Eat, refuel, re-evaluate my life choices. Consider buying a ridiculous safari hat.
- Afternoon (let’s say… 2 PM?): THE DUNG BEETLE. Okay, so I'm not a bug person, but… I'm also a traveler, and I can't not see the farm's namesake. Learn about the dung beetles! Their role in the ecosystem, their dedication to…dung. Is it weird I'm already intrigued? Are they cute? Probably not. But do I have to respect their work ethic? Absolutely.
- Evening (After the Dung Beetles): Sundowners! Find a good spot on the farm to watch the sunset with a drink. Reflect on the beauty of nature (or at least try to). Maybe write some terrible poetry. Probably will. And maybe have another drink.
Day 3: Up Close and Personal, and a Final, Desperate Plea
- Morning (Still trying to get the hang of mornings): Elephant Back Safari? I'm conflicted. Ethical questions swirling around… But also… riding an elephant. I'll have to think about it (and probably overthink it) and then make a decision. If I do go, I'm bringing tissues.
- Afternoon (depending on if I actually end up on an elephant): Relaxation time? Maybe lounge by the pool. Maybe write postcards to everyone I know, complaining about the heat. Maybe start packing, even though I'm not quite ready to leave.
- Late Afternoon/Evening (my last chance): Dinner at the Farm’s restaurant. Eat, drink, be merry. Say goodbye to the staff, knowing it’s my last night here. Last moments of self-reflection.
- Night (Last Plea): Stargazing. Addo is known for its clear night skies. One last shot to try and find some peace. Make a wish, hoping that this vacation was better than the last one. Try not to think about the flight home.
Day 4: Farewell, Addo, You Crazy Place
- Morning (the dreaded clock hands): Wake up, pack the rest of it. One last breakfast at the farm. Say our goodbyes, and quietly weep inside.
- Midday (or rather… whenever): Drive back to Port Elizabeth Airport. Return the car. Survive airport security. Board the plane, and realize that, no matter how much I want to, I can't take the dung beetles with me.
- Afternoon/Evening (depending on where I'm headed): Sigh heavily. Reflect on the trip. Vow to write a real travel blog about this, only to completely forget about it in a week. Start planning the next escape.
This, my friends, is my plan. It's subject to change, be riddled with errors, and filled with moments of pure, unadulterated awkwardness. But it's mine. Addo, here I come, ready or not. And honestly, I'm probably not.
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Addo's Best-Kept Secret: This Farm...You Won't Believe It! (FAQ Edition)
Okay, *really* though, is this farm actually any good? Because "best-kept secret" usually means "kinda disappointing" in my experience.
Alright, alright, let's be honest – I went in with *low* expectations. Seriously, I was picturing a few tired chickens and a sad patch of veggies. But... oh. My. Goodness. This farm, located NEAR, but not *in*, the Addo Elephant Park, is the *real deal*. It's a riot of life! Picture rolling green hills, happy animals (seriously, they *look* happy!), and fields overflowing with… well, *everything*! I'm not exaggerating. It's not theme park perfect, which, honestly, is why I loved it. It's got character AND heart. And trust me, it's miles ahead of the stuffy, predictable tour you'd expect.
I will say, the initial drive is a little… bumpy. You'll probably need to hold your breath. But once you see the farm, you'll forget all about that. Promise.
What kind of farm *is* it? Like, is it just goats and chickens? (Because, let's be real, I've seen a lot of goats.)
Okay, so the goats are there, and they're pretty adorable. But the sheer *variety*! I saw cows, sheep, horses, ostriches… (yes, ostriches, strutting arrogantly like they owned the place, which, in truth, they kinda did!), oh, and a whole flock of chickens. They were everywhere, pecking around like they were starring in their OWN reality show. Then there's the produce! Rows and rows of fruits and vegetables you only see in magazines. It felt like a farm-to-table dream, lived out, right in front of your eyes. I'm telling you, it's an experience. Not just a visit.
Is it interactive? Because I don't just want to *look* at animals. I want to get *involved*.
YES! This is where it *really* shines. They're not just about, "Ooh, look at the cute sheep!" (though, admittedly, there's a lot of "Ooh, look at the cute sheep!" involved). You can actually get hands-on! I, for one, got to feed a baby lamb. Pure, unadulterated joy, people. Pure joy! You can help milk cows (if you're brave and/or have strong fingers), collect eggs, and even try your hand at gardening. It’s the kind of stuff you dream of, but never actually do. And the staff are incredible. They’re passionate, knowledgeable, and genuinely love what they do. They are ready to guide you how to work there.
Alright, let's talk food. Is there anything to EAT at this farm? And more importantly: IS IT GOOD?! (I'm a foodie, judge away.)
Oh. My. Goodness. The food. I'm getting emotional just thinking about it. Forget the pre-packaged snacks you'd find at a basic tourist trap. This farm has a *restaurant*! And it's not just any restaurant; it’s a farm-to-table HEAVEN. Everything is fresh, locally sourced, and cooked with an obvious passion. I had a salad with tomatoes – *oh, the tomatoes!* - that tasted like sunshine. The meat was succulent, the bread was warm and crusty, and the desserts… well, let's just say I ate two. And I have zero regrets. They know food. They know how to make you feel good about food. It's the kind of meal that sticks with you, even after you’ve left. I STILL dream of that tomato salad.
Is it kid-friendly then? Because I'm debating dragging my little monsters there.
Absolutely! Kid-friendly is an understatement; this place is a kid's *paradise*. The animals, the space to run around, the interactive activities… my own kids were in absolute heaven. There's even a designated play area to keep them entertained. Just be prepared for requests to adopt a goat. Or a chicken. Or maybe even an ostrich... I managed to dodge that bullet, barely. But yes, bring the kids. It's a memory-maker, for sure. Just maybe bring extra wipes.
Is there a gift shop? Because I *always* end up buying something.
Oh, yes. There is indeed a gift shop! And it's not your typical tourist trap either. They have lovely, locally-made goods, like fresh jams, handmade soaps, and artisan crafts. I ended up buying a jar of their fig jam. Seriously, it’s *divine*! Worth every single cent, and the perfect way to bring a piece of the farm home with you. Don't be surprised if you end up spending more than you initially planned. I did. And I'm okay with it.
What about restrooms? Are they clean ish?
Okay, real talk. Farm restrooms can be a gamble. BUT, I will say, that the restrooms were pretty good. They were clean, maintained. Certainly better than the average public restroom you may find in a national park. So, yes, you can go. You won't catch anything, and you can wipe yourself without regretting it.
So, to sum up, is it worth the trip? Would you go back?
Worth the trip? ABSOLUTELY! I'm already planning my next visit! It completely blew away my expectations. It’s not just about seeing the animals or eating the food; it's about the *experience*. It's the feeling of connection to nature, the joy of getting your hands dirty, the satisfaction of a truly delicious meal. It's a reminder of how good life can be, and an adventure you don't wanna miss. Go. Seriously. Go now!
