Plan B Padang: Indonesia's BEST Kept Secret Hotel?
Plan B Padang: Indonesia's BEST Kept Secret? Honestly, Let's Unpack This… (A Messy, Honest Review)
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- Description: Unfiltered review of Plan B Padang, Indonesia. Is it truly a hidden gem? We delve into accessibility, food, spa, cleanliness, and everything in between. Read our messy, honest, and hilarious firsthand experience!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving into the Plan B Padang rabbit hole. And let me tell you, after living there for a few days, it's… well, it's complicated. The promise? Indonesia's best-kept secret. The reality? A gorgeous, sometimes frustrating, often surprising, and ultimately unforgettable experience. So, let's get messy with it.
First Impressions (and the Long Road There):
Finding Plan B Padang is like a treasure hunt. Nestled in the heart of… well, somewhere relatively remote in West Sumatra, the journey itself is an adventure. The airport transfer (yes, thankfully they offer one) was smooth, thankfully, because after a long flight, the last thing you want is a haggling session with a local taxi. They say it's a 1-hour drive, BUT factor in traffic, some seriously bumpy roads, and the occasional rogue motorbike, and you're looking at closer to 90 minutes. But hey, the anticipation builds!
Accessibility: The Good, The Bad, and the… Well, Indonesia:
I'm going to be brutally honest here. While Facilities for disabled guests are listed, this isn't a completely accessible paradise. The staff are genuinely lovely and helpful, but Indonesia, in general, isn't exactly set up for seamless wheelchair navigation. I’m sure they’ve done their best. I certainly didn't see any stairs easily. I'll leave it at that.
Rooms: The Haven in the Chaos.
Once you arrive, the rooms are where Plan B really shines. I'm talking **Air Conditioning, Blackout Curtains, and a seriously comfy *Extra Long bed* that swallowed me whole after those hours on the road. The Free Wi-Fi was a godsend, even if it did occasionally hiccup (more on that internet situation later). Loved the Complimentary tea, it’s the little things! The bathrobes and slippers felt properly luxurious. The Mirror was massive and perfect for judging my holiday outfits. And the Air Conditioning was glorious -- essential in the Padang heat!
But like, here's where my inner critic stirs… While the room was supposedly non-smoking, I think someone may have lit up a cigarette in there at some point. The faint aroma of stale smoke lingered. Also, I was on a low floor, and some early morning cleaning noises were audible. So, like, it wasn't totally silent but who really gets totally silent on holiday?
Internet: A Love-Hate Relationship.
Okay, people, let's talk Internet access. The hotel boasts Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Woohoo! And it is free. Sometimes. It’s the kind of internet that tempts you with its availability, then slaps you across the face with its unreliability. I had better luck on my personal data plan, TBH! I could check my emails, but try streaming Netflix at night, and you're in for a buffering nightmare – you are going to lose a few hours to the internet issues.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Culinary Adventure (Mostly Good!)
Right, food, let's get down to business. The hotel has a bunch of options.
- Restaurants: Multiple.
- Breakfast: The Asian breakfast was amazing. The Buffet in restaurant was pretty standard, but definitely hit the spot. And there was Coffee/tea in restaurant. The A la carte in restaurant was super tempting.
- Poolside bar: Perfect for cocktails!
- Room service [24-hour]: This was a lifesaver after a long day of exploring. Their take on room service was great!
The food generally was excellent. They have an International cuisine in restaurant option that was reliable. The Desserts in restaurant were… yeah, I tried too many. The Vegetarian restaurant offered options for those non-meat eaters (me!).
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Spa Day, Anyone?
Alrighty, I’ll admit, I spent a good chunk of time enjoying the Swimming pool [outdoor]. The Pool with view was simply amazing, especially at sunset.
And then there was the spa. Deep breath. The Spa was legitimately fantastic. I treated myself to a Massage – the best massage of my life. I almost fell asleep! They also had a Sauna and a Steamroom. I loved all of it!
- Body scrub: Yes
- Body wrap: Yup
- Fitness center: I'll be honest--I gave it a miss (it's a holiday!)
It's worth noting that the Couple's room looked very tempting.
Cleanliness and Safety: Taking It Seriously
This is where Plan B truly shines. Especially since the pandemic, they have taken this seriously.
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Good
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Yep
- Hand sanitizer: Everywhere.
- Hot water linen and laundry washing: Excellent.
- Hygiene certification: Good to know.
- Individually-wrapped food options: Also good.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Extras That Matter
- Air conditioning in public area: obviously
- Concierge: super helpful.
- Daily housekeeping: the room always looked spotless.
- Dry cleaning: for those who travel light but need to look good.
- Elevator: essential.
- Facilities for disabled guests: as mentioned above, a bit up and down.
- Food delivery: didn't try it, but good to know.
- Gift/souvenir shop: great place to grab a trinket.
- Luggage storage: perfect.
- Safety deposit boxes: always a good idea.
- Smoking area: yep.
- Terrace: beautiful.
The Verdict: Hidden Gem… with a Few Bumps
So, is Plan B Padang a hidden gem? Yes. Absolutely, YES! But it's not perfect. It's a little rough around the edges. The internet can be a pain (sometimes), the accessibility isn’t quite top-tier, and the journey there is an adventure in itself.
However, the stunning location, the genuinely kind staff, the delicious food, the incredible spa, and the feeling of being far, far away from the tourist hordes makes it a truly special place. It's an experience. And honestly, if you're looking for a genuine taste of Indonesia, a little slice of paradise, and you're prepared to embrace the occasional quirk, Plan B Padang is well worth the trip. Just bring a good book, download some offline entertainment, and prepare to be utterly charmed.
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Alright, alright, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's travel itinerary. This is PLAN B HOTEL PADANG, INDONESIA, my version. Expect some detours, some meltdowns, and a whole lotta questionable food choices. Consider yourself warned.
Day 1: Arrival & Existential Dread in the Airport Shuttle
- 14:00 - 14:30: Landed. Humidity slaps you in the face like a wet fish. Instantly regret not packing more deodorant. Ugh. The airport is… well, it is an airport. Perfectly functional. Slightly chaotic. My internal dialogue is screaming "Why am I doing this? What have I done?" (Standard pre-vacation existential crisis, nothing new).
- 14:30 - 15:30: The Plan B Hotel shuttle. Oh, the shuttle. This isn't a sleek, air-conditioned limousine. This is a repurposed minivan with questionable suspension and a driver who seems to think the speed limit is more of a suggestion. The view outside is this, uh, vibrant palette of things, from palm trees to stray dogs to what I think was a chicken wandering across the road. I'm pretty sure I saw a goat wearing a party hat. Or maybe I'm just hallucinating from the heat.
- 15:30 - 16:00: Check-in. The staff are lovely, bless their cotton socks. My room's a bit… compact. Okay, it's very compact. But the aircon works, so I'm calling it a win.
Day 1 (Cont.): Room Reconnaissance & That First Nasi Padang Hit
- 16:00 - 17:00: Room exploration and de-bugging. I swear, I'm a light sleeper. I can hear anything. I have to check under the beds and between the bedsheets for spiders. Okay, maybe I saw too many movies as a kid…. My brain is a battlefield. Anyway, the room is fine. It has a bed. That's all I need.
- 17:00 - 18:00: Okay, I'm starving. Heading straight for Nasi Padang. It's my first time. I'm terrified of the chili. I ask the hotel staff for a recommendation, and they point me towards a place a few blocks away called "Rumah Makan Sederhana". "Sederhana" means simple, right? Right. I order a little bit of everything (mistake number one). The servers are so helpful, and yes, the food is delicious. My tastebuds are in heaven. The chili? Oh, the chili. My mouth is on fire, but I keep eating. I have no self-control. I've never been so happy and so miserable at the same time. This is the life!
- 18:00 - 18:30: Stumble back to the hotel, sweat dripping down every crevice of my being. The chili's still raging. I down a bottle of water in one go. This is the life, I tell you.
Day 2: Surfing Dreams & Coastal Chaos
- 08:00 - 09:00: Wake up, feeling like a dried-up prune. The chili's finally diminished. Coffee is essential. The hotel coffee is… serviceable. But I'm alive!
- 09:00 - 12:00: Surfing lessons! Okay, "lesson" might be a strong word for what I did. More like "flailing in the ocean while a patient instructor tries to keep me from drowning." I think I stood up… once? But the waves! The sun! The absolute joy of being pummeled by the ocean and yelling "WOOHOO!" like a lunatic. This is what life is all about.
- 12:00 - 13:00: Lunch at a beachside warung (small, family-run eatery). Fresh grilled fish, rice, and a cold Bintang beer. The taste of the ocean, the salty air, the feeling of sand in my hair… pure bliss. I could stay here forever. Except for the fact that I'm covered in sand and need a shower.
- 13:00 - 14:00: Back to the Hotel. Shower. Nap (essential for surfer-related activities). Consider getting a massage. Yes. Definitely.
Day 2 (Cont.): Massage, Markets, and the Meaning of Life
- 14:00 - 16:00: Massage! Found a lovely little spa nearby (that the hotel recommended), and boy was it worth it. The therapists' hands are pure magic, kneading out all the tension from my surf lessons and questionable posture. I emerge from the spa feeling like a reborn baby. The world smells better, the colors are brighter and I have no more aches.
- 16:00 - 18:00: Explore the local market. Sensory overload in the best possible way. The smells! Spices, fruits, fish, a thousand things I can't even name. The sounds! Conversations in Bahasa Indonesia, the clatter of metal, the blaring music. The people! Smiling, gesturing, offering me things I don't even know what to do with. I buy some rambutans because they look weird and I want to. One man tells me I need to eat them with a 'smile' and even demonstrates. It's overwhelming and utterly wonderful, making me consider moving here full time.
- 18:00 - 19:00: Dinner. Found a small restaurant that serves local staples. I order something I can’t pronounce and hope for the best. It arrives and it’s absolutely incredible. The waiter laughs when I try to pronounce it and helps tell me more about what I'm eating.
- 19:00 - 20:00: Stroll along the beach. Watch the sunset. Reflect on life. Realize I’m probably still smelling like fish but I don’t even care cause this is paradise. Seriously considering staying here forever.
Day 3: Travel Day! (and the inevitable Panic)
- 07:00 - 08:00: Wake up. Pack (badly). Realize I've left my favorite t-shirt drying on the balcony. Rush to retrieve it. Attempt to make breakfast (scramble eggs and toast). The toast catches fire. Sigh.
- 08:00 - 09:00: Check out. Say goodbye to the amazing staff at Plan B Hotel. Realize I've probably forgotten something important. (Probably my passport.) Panic briefly sets in. Find everything. Breathe.
- 09:00 - 12:00: Travel to the next destination.
(And so on…)
Notes:
- This is a draft. The order will change. I'm bad at planning.
- Expect delays. Flights will be late. Buses will break down. I will get lost. It's all part of the adventure, right?
- Learn some basic Indonesian phrases! ("Terima kasih" - thank you - is your best friend).
- Embrace the chaos. Don't be afraid to try new things. And, most importantly, don't take yourself too seriously.
Above all, remember to breathe, relax, and make memories. And for the love of all that is holy, bring extra deodorant.
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Plan B Padang: The BEST Kept Secret? Let's See...
Okay, spill the beans. What *is* Plan B Padang, anyway? Is it really a "secret"?
Why's everyone raving about it? What's the big deal?
Walk me through a typical day at Plan B. Give me the *real* experience.
You mentioned a story about the staff. Spill the tea! (or, you know, the coffee)
Are there any downsides? Be brutally honest.
What kind of traveler is Plan B Padang *really* for?
Is it worth the hype? Seriously, would you go back?
Okay, you've convinced me. How do I book it? And what should I bring?
