
Escape to Paradise: Riverside Hotel's Unforgettable Kaohsiung Stay
Escape to Paradise: Riverside Hotel - Kaohsiung Through My (Sometimes Messy) Lens
Alright, so Escape to Paradise: Riverside Hotel in Kaohsiung. I’m gonna be honest, when I first booked it, I was mostly intrigued by the name. "Paradise"? Bold claim! But hey, I'm always up for an adventure, even if it's just a slightly spiffier hotel than usual. This review isn’t going to be some sterile, bullet-pointed list. This is gonna be real. Buckle up.
First Impressions & the "Wheelchair Accessible" Thing – A Bit of a Rollercoaster
So, first things first: Accessibility. They say they're accessible. And, well, they try. The elevators are there, which is a huge plus for anyone with mobility issues (or, you know, just lazy like me after a long flight). However, the real test is navigating the nitty-gritty, right? Yeah, some areas felt pretty smooth sailing. But then… that doorway to the souvenir shop? A bit tight. And the ramp leading to the pool? A tad steeper than ideal. They definitely get points for trying, and their intentions seem genuine, but there's room for improvement, folks. It's like they started designing the hotel and then remembered, "Oh yeah, accessibility!" halfway through. Still, gotta give credit where it's due – they're more accessible than a lot of places.
The Room – My Little Fortress (Mostly)
Okay, let’s talk room specifics, because this is where things get juicy. Air conditioning? Check. Free Wi-Fi? Praise the internet gods! Seriously, the uninterrupted Wi-Fi was a godsend. I’m a digital nomad at heart (or, you know, just someone glued to their phone), and the fact that Wi-Fi was free in all rooms (and good!) was a massive win. The complimentary tea and coffee/tea maker were perfect for a little caffeine fix after a long day of exploring. They had bathrobes (snuggly!), slippers, and a mirror (essential for self-assessment, obviously). My room had a window that opens (!), which is always a nice touch for fresh air. The blackout curtains were a lifesaver for battling jetlag. Oh, and the extra-long bed? Glorious. I could actually spread out without my feet hanging off the edge. Bliss. I'd even give the separate shower/bathtub arrangement a thumbs up!
Now, the minor blips. The carpet was slightly worn (but hey, it's a well-loved hotel, not a museum). And the TV, while equipped with satellite/cable channels and on-demand movies, wasn't exactly top-of-the-line. But honestly, who cares? You're in Kaohsiung! Go experience things rather than just sit in front of the TV!
One thing I really loved was the attention to safety. They had smoke detectors, smoke alarms, and a safe box in the room. It felt reassuring. And, the daily housekeeping? On point. My room was always spotless when I returned.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: My Stomach's Account
Okay, let's get real about food. Because let’s face it, a hotel can be beautiful, but if the food sucks, it's a major buzzkill.
- Breakfast: They offered a buffet and an Asian breakfast. The buffet was your standard hotel fare, but the Asian breakfast was where it was at. Think congee, savory pastries, and some… interesting… flavor combinations. I’m not gonna lie, I had a few moments of “What is this?” but ultimately, I loved it. The coffee/tea in the restaurant was decent, and there were desserts in the restaurant. You know, the important stuff. I did appreciate the vegetarian restaurant as well, since, hey, I'm always down with veggies.
- Restaurants: There are a few restaurants, including options for international cuisine. But the real draw was the Poolside bar. Honestly, the pool area at Escape to Paradise is something else.
- Poolside bar: I spent an unhealthy amount of time here. Cocktails in hand, feet dangling in the water, the view… chef’s kiss. Seriously, the pool with a view is one of the best parts of the hotel. They also had a snack bar, which was crucial for surviving those long, lazy afternoons. The Happy hour was a definite plus.
- Room Service: the 24-hour room service was also a life-saver. Late night craving? They got your fix.
Let's Talk Poolside Bar - A Deep Dive
Okay, now, about the pool bar. I need to gush. Picture this: Kaohsiung heat, a gorgeous infinity pool, and a perfectly chilled cocktail. I'm not usually a "pool person." I'm more of a "sit in the shade with a book" kind of traveler. But holy moly, this pool changed me. The pool bar staff were all smiles, incredibly friendly, always recommending a new drink.
I became a regular, ordering the same cocktail (a wonderfully tropical concoction I christened the "Kaohsiung Kiss") and chatting with the bar staff about everything and nothing. One day, it was raining - a proper monsoon. And I was the only one at the bar. The staff, instead of shutting up shop, brought out extra umbrellas and served me several perfect cocktails. One even pulled up a chair, and we sat there, watching the rain, drinking and laughing. Little moments like this absolutely make the stay. It was a genuine and warm experience. That's what "Paradise" felt like.
The Relaxation Zone: Spa, Sauna, and Steamroom
Okay, so I'm not usually a spa person. I tend to view "relaxation" as a synonym for "lying on the couch with snacks." But, hey, when in “Paradise,” right?
I gave the Body Scrub a go (surprisingly pleasant!), and the Sauna was a solid experience. The Steamroom? Chef's kiss. Stepping in there after a long day of walking around Kaohsiung felt amazing. I’m no expert, but all in all, it was a pretty decent spa experience. The Spa/sauna combo definitely added to the overall feeling of tranquility.
Things to Do (Besides Lounging by the Pool):
The hotel offered a ton of useful features - I didn't use them all, but the Fitness Center I did sneak into. They also have a Gym/fitness, Facilities for disabled guests, Business facilities, and Meeting/banquet facilities.
Cleanliness & Safety - My OCD Approved
Okay, this is where the hotel seriously impressed me. Hand sanitizer everywhere? Check. Anti-viral cleaning products? Check. The staff were constantly sanitizing everything. They’d even marked out physical distancing of at least 1 meter. It was obvious they took hygiene seriously, and it made me feel safe and secure. Rooms sanitized between stays? That’s a huge bonus. Daily disinfection in common areas? Absolutely. The hotel also had staff trained in safety protocol, wearing masks and sanitizing hands regularly. They offered Cashless payment service which I appreciated. The fact that they’re going the extra mile to ensure guest safety is commendable.
Oh, and the Small Stuff…
- Concierge: Helpful! They even helped me navigate the public transport (which, by the way, is excellent).
- Elevator: Essential.
- Convenience store: A lifesaver for those late-night snack cravings.
- Parking: The car park [free of charge] and car park [on-site] are great.
- Security: The presence of CCTV in common areas and Security [24-hour] was reassuring.
The Annoyances
Okay, let's get this out of the way:
- Noise: There was a little bit of noise from outside (traffic, etc.), but nothing that kept me up.
- Pricey Items: Nothing really annoying.
Final Verdict - Worth the Escape?
Absolutely. Despite a few minor quirks, Escape to Paradise: Riverside Hotel in Kaohsiung is a solid choice. It’s not perfect, but it’s charming, comfortable, and the pool bar alone is worth the stay. It’s definitely a place I’d recommend. Will I go back? Without a doubt. And this time, I’m bringing my own floatie.
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's meticulously planned itinerary. This is me, your designated travel mess-maker, loose-cannon companion, and emotional barometer for a trip to the… checks notes… Riverside Hotel Esthetics in Kaohsiung, Taiwan. Lord help us all.
Day 1: Arrival, Confusion, and the Quest for Decent Coffee (and maybe a little existential dread?)
- Morning (7:00 AM): Wake up. Or rather, attempt to wake up. My internal alarm clock is a deeply unreliable insomniac. Managed to pry myself out of bed after battling the existential dread of actually leaving everything familiar. Airplane mode, here I come!
- Afternoon (2:00 PM): Touchdown in Kaohsiung. Humidity slaps me in the face like a well-meaning, but overly enthusiastic, friend. Immigration? Done. Baggage claim? Found my suitcase, miraculously intact. Time to find that damn hotel. My first blunder. The hotel address seemed simple enough but for some reason It took me a good hour to flag down a taxi. I swear the driver thought I was some kind of alien, gesticulating wildly, muttering about "Riverside Hotel" in a language I thought I spoke.
- Afternoon (3:30 PM): Checked into The Riverside. It's… nice. Clean. Air conditioning blasting like a hurricane. The lobby looks sterile and boring, like a corporate office. I think I made the right choice, right? The room is fine, but something felt a bit wrong. Like my expectation wasn’t met.
- Afternoon (4:00 PM): The biggest question of the day: the coffee. My lifeblood. Spent (much) more time than I'd like to admit wandering around, looking for a decent espresso. Apparently, good coffee is a precious commodity in this part of town. Found a little hole-in-the-wall place. The best coffee I've ever had was still the coffee-making skill of a Barista I met in Italy.
- Evening (6:30 PM): Decided to be brave and tried the local street food. The night market was a sensory overload, in the best way possible. The smells! The sounds! The throngs of people! Ate something that looked like a dumpling. Tasted like heaven. Ended up buying three more. Almost got lost. A small child laughed at me when I was clearly not able to buy a certain food. My ego took a hit. I was too embarrassed to return to the food stall. The food was still good though. It made me a little happy to be here.
- Evening (9:00 PM): Back at the hotel, collapsing in a heap on the bed. Jet lag is kicking in. Thinking about all the things I need to do, and realizing, well, it's absolutely nothing. Just existing in a completely new place. That is good.
Day 2: Culture, Coffee, and a Potential Meltdown (or at least, I hope the hotel has a good laundry service)
- Morning (8:00 AM): Finally (sort of) feeling human. Coffee conquered. Tried to order breakfast. It didn't go well. Apparently, my Mandarin is even worse than I thought. I ordered a "mystery meat" dish. It turned out to be… well, I'm still not entirely sure. It may have been the animal, and the dish as it appeared, or maybe it was just something that was a complete mystery.
- Morning (10:00 AM): Time for some actual sightseeing! Visited Fo Guang Shan Monastery. Stunning. Absolutely breathtaking. The giant Buddha… wow. I felt a strange sense of calm there, and then I felt a sudden, inexplicable urge to buy a Buddha statue the size of my torso. Resisted the urge. Barely.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM): Lunch. Again, ordered something. This time, I pointed and smiled. It appears to be a local specialty: a bowl of… let’s just say it involved a lot of noodles. The sauce was spicy. My mouth is on fire. Worth it.
- Afternoon (3:00 PM): The most important event of the day, the "Pier-2 Art Center Experience." I've read about it. It was described as "quirky," "vibrant," and "inspiring." I expected a visual feast, a stimulating artistic experience.
- I was wrong. So, so wrong.
- It started innocently enough. Funky sculptures. Graffiti art. Cool installations. I was starting to get into it, taking pictures, trying to look cultured.
- Then, the crowds hit. The selfie sticks. The relentless noise. I'm a person who loves art, but I'm also a person who hates crowds. It went downhill from there.
- The Emotional Spiral: Found myself increasingly agitated. The beauty of the art was lost in the chaos. I felt a deep, burning resentment towards the constant presence of other tourists. "Are they really appreciating this? Or are they just here to take selfies?" I started taking longer to get to the front.
- The Breakdown: Found myself wandering into a random alley, trying to escape. Sat on a rusty bench, feeling overwhelmed, like I might just burst into tears from overstimulation.
- The Verdict: The Pier-2 Art Center? Overhyped. Overcrowded. For me, a complete and utter sensory overload. I went through a bunch of feelings; and decided to not go back there.
- Aftermath: Found a quiet little teahouse that actually delivered on the “calm and serene” promise. Drank some jasmine tea, slowly, and started to feel human again.
- Evening (6:00 PM): Dinner. Tried to be adventurous again. This time, I asked the waiter for the spiciest thing on the menu. He looked at me sideways, like he knew something I didn’t. I took the challenge. I then regretted everything.
- Evening (8:00 PM): Back to the hotel. Trying to plan tomorrow. Failing. Decided to order room service. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to wallow in the comfort of my air-conditioned room, eat bad-for-me food, and watch something mindless on TV. I'm an absolute travel failure.
Day 3: Rambling, reflection, and departure and… A Realization.
- Morning (9:00 AM): Woke up with a feeling I can’t quite describe. Happy? Refreshed? Maybe a little bit sad. The flight is later today. Realizing this trip's almost over is a blow.
- Morning (10:00 AM): More wandering. More exploring. I actually began to feel it. The city is beautiful, alive, and vibrant. I see a different side, a side I would have never seen if I hadn’t gone through the rough and the beautiful side of the city.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM): The best meal of the trip. The local fish had been the best tasting meal I’ve come across.
- Afternoon (3:00 PM): A final cup of coffee. This time, it was perfect.
- Afternoon (4:00 PM): At the airport. Going through security. Reflecting. I got over my problems and actually enjoyed this trip. I was happy with the experience and the place. Even if I was confused at first.
- Evening (8:00 PM): On the plane. Saying my goodbyes to the city. Saying goodbye to beautiful Kaohsiung. Saying goodbye to my new friend. Saying goodbye to myself.
- Final Thought: The Riverside Hotel wasn't perfect, but it was home. The coffee situation was a struggle. The food, for a while, was a disaster. The Pier-2 Art Center almost broke me. But. I experienced new things. I had new experiences. I have been in this city! I will hopefully return again. It's a place I'll remember forever. And that, my friends, is what traveling is all about. Messy. Imperfect. Ultimately, worth it.
Don't forget to pack your antacids and a sense of humor. You'll need them.
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Okay, Fine, the Room Was Nice. But the Location? Is It Actually "Riverside" or Photoshop Magic?
The Food! Tell Me About the Food! Hotel Cuisine Is Usually...Meh.
And That Infamous Infinity Pool... Did It Live Up to the Hype?
The Spa? The Gym? Did You Even Bother with the "Amenities"?
Service - Perfection or Just Pretend-Perfection?
The Verdict? Would You Go Back?

